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Justin
identify as Michael Jackson
he/hee
You've already seen this
Times I’ve texted “lol” while not laughing: 78%
Number of times I get caught looking at memes at work per day: 57
How often I tell myself I need to sleep early tonight: 5 times per hour (while at work)
Success rate of being on time: 6.9%
Number of people who say I'm funny online but unapproachable irl: a lot (it's just my face)
This is me
Green flags about me: My average text-back time is 1.7 seconds and I'll send you memes at 3 am
Red flags about me: My average text-back time is 1.7 seconds and I'll send you memes at 3 am
Me vs my life
When someone says they don't like my car
What I offer (subject to your weirdness)
I can save her (who)
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